Over or under?

Roll it?

I just rip it all into little streamers and drape them tastefully about the place.

ROAR

I usually go from front to back with a Sears catalog.

What about newsprint?

Stephen King once used poison ivy.

alleycat said:

Stephen King once used poison ivy.

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And how would YOU know that?

Peeping Tom?

brainstorm77 said:

eeek

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He had a funny quote about it in On Writing.

Later, when he was in high school he was blacklisted from the honor society by a teacher he'd pissed off. His comment about not being allowed to join was (paraphrased, I'm going by memory): "They were right. A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's society."

Toilet paper?

brokenfingers said:

Toilet paper?

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Oh, you're not familiar with it?

rhymegirl said:

And how would YOU know that?

Peeping Tom?

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Only with the four girls who lived next door. I loved the sleepovers they had in the old store building. ;-)

Does anyone use their hands?

We just stick ours on the cistern. Or the windowsill. Or the ledge along the wall. Or it's on the floor.

The very wise in the house generally find the toilet roll before committing themselves to the seat.

rhymegirl said:

Oh, you're not familiar with it?

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No. Is it like, what you wipe the toilet with? Or wrap it with when presenting one as a gift?

We had a bail of hay when I was growing up.

BF probably calls it "toilet tissue" or something fancy like that.

Or maybe "bathroom tissue"?

or more prosaically... arsewipe.

Wayne K said:

We had a bail of hay when I was growing up.

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I'm certain the cows enjoyed the flavouring.

Bails of hay were better than corn cobs...

OVER OVER OVER!!!! Under is just....so wrong!!!!

Over makes too much tissue come out at once.

Under is better.