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...because I wouldn't want to say 'taking the piss' in a thread title, would I?
I have the feeling IdiotsRUs and KTC will like this thread.
The other night I was out - yes; sometimes I leave the house! - and got into a conversation with someone about how hyper I get in social situations, whereas at home and on my own or with one or two close friends I'm relatively quiet. More 'serious'.
Anyway, I explained that I had social anxiety disorder [utter bullshit; I just don't like people] and a woman nearby asked if I had Asperger's or a form of autism. Completely straight-faced, I said, "No, I have Tourette's. It's triggered by coming into contact with people who get on my nerves."
"Really?"
"Fuck no."
The guy I was with burst out laughing at the woman couldn't understand why...so anyway...how do you take the pi- uh, extract the urine from people who have stoopidz where their braincleverz should be?
I have the feeling IdiotsRUs and KTC will like this thread.
The other night I was out - yes; sometimes I leave the house! - and got into a conversation with someone about how hyper I get in social situations, whereas at home and on my own or with one or two close friends I'm relatively quiet. More 'serious'.
Anyway, I explained that I had social anxiety disorder [utter bullshit; I just don't like people] and a woman nearby asked if I had Asperger's or a form of autism. Completely straight-faced, I said, "No, I have Tourette's. It's triggered by coming into contact with people who get on my nerves."
"Really?"
"Fuck no."
The guy I was with burst out laughing at the woman couldn't understand why...so anyway...how do you take the pi- uh, extract the urine from people who have stoopidz where their braincleverz should be?