Extracting the urine from unsuspecting peoples

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...because I wouldn't want to say 'taking the piss' in a thread title, would I?

I have the feeling IdiotsRUs and KTC will like this thread.

The other night I was out - yes; sometimes I leave the house! - and got into a conversation with someone about how hyper I get in social situations, whereas at home and on my own or with one or two close friends I'm relatively quiet. More 'serious'.

Anyway, I explained that I had social anxiety disorder [utter bullshit; I just don't like people] and a woman nearby asked if I had Asperger's or a form of autism. Completely straight-faced, I said, "No, I have Tourette's. It's triggered by coming into contact with people who get on my nerves."

"Really?"

"Fuck no."

The guy I was with burst out laughing at the woman couldn't understand why...so anyway...how do you take the pi- uh, extract the urine from people who have stoopidz where their braincleverz should be?
 

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I say just slap them and walk away. I've tried this. It works...usually.
 

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*slaps Spam*
I'm not talking about you, silly. ;)
 

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I was quite disturbed by the name of this thread until I read the OP, especially after reading the thread about forced catheterisation in PC&E.
 
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I was trying to be polite and it disturbed you?

Well yes...it is a random occurrence, me making an effort to be socially acceptable, isn't it? :D
 

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More the combination of "extracting the urine from people" and "forced catheterisation" in such close proximity. :D
 

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When I read the title I thought about forced catheterization too, because truth be told...I have to do that quite often with combative elderly folks. :(
 

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I heart SP....and her blindly universal intolerance. ;)
 

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Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!


And extra hearts.
 

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...how do you take the pi- uh, extract the urine from people who have stoopidz where their braincleverz should be?


Try this.
Spontaneously wave our hands rapidly around your head, as though swatting at a cloud of swarming insects.

Simultaneously start hollering, "Snakes, Snakes, SNAKES!"

Carry on like this for roughly 10 seconds. Then stop as suddenly as you began, reach for your drink, and take a sip casually.

Trust me, this works.

It is also especially effective on trains, busses and airplanes when you wish to dissuade someone from sitting next to you. :D
 

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Try this.
Spontaneously wave our hands rapidly around your head, as though swatting at a cloud of swarming insects.

Simultaneously start hollering, "Snakes, Snakes, SNAKES!"

Carry on like this for roughly 10 seconds. Then stop as suddenly as you began, reach for your drink, and take a sip casually.

Trust me, this works.

It is also especially effective on trains, busses and airplanes when you wish to dissuade someone from sitting next to you. :D


Makes a note to bring Leuk as my travel partner
 

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