Procrastination Recalibration

[Birol]

Subtitled: The Further Torment of William Haskins


I hope William realizes that with two entries to post, he'll have to recalculate his last minute posting. Hate to see him get this far and not have time to post his second entry for the final round.

[William Haskins]

i have formulated an ingenious equation that, if properly employed, will save me from my own reckless and self-destructive behavior, if only for one night.

[Birol]

if properly employed

I see this as the key phrase in that sentence, William. ;)