Madame Baboon's Mystical Tent of Answers

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

Step beyond the veil, enter Madame Baboon's tent.

Cross her heart-shaped ass with a piece of silver and she will answer any question you so desire to ask.

Welcome, visitor. What be your enquiry?

LorelieBrown · Sep 1, 2009

*hands over silver*

Where'd my money go?

mscelina · Sep 1, 2009

Does that mean I have to stick a shilling up your butt?

lucidzfl · Sep 1, 2009

You know, my wife works at the zoo, and she really cares about her monkeys and baboons so I take great offense to the marginalization and exploitation of thees fine creatures for the sake of a laugh!

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

LorelieBrown said:
*hands over silver*

Where'd my money go?

mscelina said:
Does that mean I have to stick a shilling up your butt?

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

lucidzfl said:
You know, my wife works at the zoo, and she really cares about her monkeys and baboons so I take great offense to the marginalization and exploitation of thees fine creatures for the sake of a laugh!

mscelina · Sep 1, 2009

scarletpeaches said:

Think you can change the color of your font to something more easily read?

And how about them Volunteers? How many wins this season?

And what about the agents with my manuscript? Which one will give me a contract?

And how are you feeling today?

And can I ask you more questions?

And why does your monkey butt look less like a heart and more like an oxygen mask?

mscelina · Sep 1, 2009

*giggles*

som1luvsmi · Sep 1, 2009

Will I get lucky today?

Wait.

I have to stick my money where???

Well, I guess that answers that question.

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

mscelina said:
Think you can change the color of your font to something more easily read?

And how about them Volunteers? How many wins this season?

And what about the agents with my manuscript? Which one will give me a contract?

And how are you feeling today?

And can I ask you more questions?

And why does your monkey butt look less like a heart and more like an oxygen mask?

kayleamay · Sep 1, 2009

I'll stick all my shillings up your ass if you could just tell me if anything that I've actually enjoyed writing will ever get published.

spamwarrior · Sep 1, 2009

I don't have any shillings but I have pennies. Will they do? And do you think I will end up singing beautiful melodies with meaningful lyrics that I've written myself? Do you think people will like the sound of my voice?

Does anybody want a candle that's shaped like a flip flop?

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

kayleamay said:
I'll stick all my shillings up your ass if you could just tell me if anything that I've actually enjoyed writing will ever get published.

mscelina · Sep 1, 2009

scarletpeaches said:

Mock, mock, mock.
Amuck, amuck, amuck.

This is me, mocking amuck, about your oxygen mask-shaped patootey.

neener neener neener.

Samantha's_Song · Sep 1, 2009

My eyes aren't what they used to be... Is that the baboon's face or his arse?

scarletpeaches said:
Welcome, visitor. What be your enquiry?

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

spamwarrior said:
I don't have any shillings but I have pennies. Will they do? And do you think I will end up singing beautiful melodies with meaningful lyrics that I've written myself? Do you think people will like the sound of my voice?

Does anybody want a candle that's shaped like a flip flop?

kayleamay · Sep 1, 2009

scarletpeaches said:

Bend over. I'm taking my shillings back.

spamwarrior · Sep 1, 2009

... are you sure you want them back?

kayleamay · Sep 1, 2009

I'm a nurse. I've been in more body cavities than a hooker on Burnside.

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

A baboon's cavity, though? Rather you than me.

kayleamay · Sep 1, 2009

Propofol is a beautiful thing.

bettielee · Sep 1, 2009

**puts on gloves, inserts shillings**

Madam Baboon, when will things start lookin' up?

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

bettielee said:
**puts on gloves, inserts shillings**

Madam Baboon, when will things start lookin' up?

kayleamay · Sep 1, 2009

What happens if you throw a baboon with an ass full of shillings into the river?

scarletpeaches · Sep 1, 2009

Let's find out!

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