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Time: Few days ago
Location: On my spare room door
Method of disposal: vacuum hose
Time: Last Wednesday
Location: Tangled in my kitchen mop
Method of disposal: Mop was used to unblock toilet - as a consequence, death by drowning
Time: About half an hour ago
Location: Dropping from my living room ceiling, temporarily hiding behind my settee, then spotted by the waste paper bin
Method of disposal: Squashed by said bin, then after trying to make a run for it on crippled legs, finished off by my awaiting vacuum
The crusade continues.
Location: On my spare room door
Method of disposal: vacuum hose
Time: Last Wednesday
Location: Tangled in my kitchen mop
Method of disposal: Mop was used to unblock toilet - as a consequence, death by drowning
Time: About half an hour ago
Location: Dropping from my living room ceiling, temporarily hiding behind my settee, then spotted by the waste paper bin
Method of disposal: Squashed by said bin, then after trying to make a run for it on crippled legs, finished off by my awaiting vacuum
The crusade continues.