I know this much is true

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

So many lies threads, so much dishonesty...

Here is a place for you to get something off your chest. All those things you want to say to someone in real life but can't/won't/are too scared to say to them.

Have at it!

Siddow · Aug 18, 2009

"I would say that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen, but I was here when your other two were born. Please, for the love of God, stop breeding."

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

[Name], you need to lose weight!
[Name], your immaturity bores me to tears!
[Name], you're totally hot!
[Name], you're a chav, damnit!
[Name], yes I used to fancy you, then I realised you're thick as two short planks!

More to come, no doubt

brainstorm77 · Aug 18, 2009

Adam stop sucking up!

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

No names.

Sometimes things are easier if they're anonymous...

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

[Name], you had a baby WAY too early. You're too young, you still live at home AND you're earning next to nothing! What the hell kind of future can you offer it?!?!

scarletpeaches said:
No names. Sometimes things are easier if they're anonymous...

Wuss!

Fine. *Edits.*

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

Too long a list to write, but it goes a little something like this: "Why dont you just die already, just suffer and die!!"

brainstorm77 · Aug 18, 2009

I really wish you would stop being so sweet, the Polly-Anna act is getting old.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

"Actually I hate the blouse, I was looking at your knockers."

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

[Name], if you ring me one more time when I'm busy, then continue to prattle on even after I SAY I'm busy, I will hunt you down and tear your throat out with my teeth.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

"Actually I hate the pants, I was looking at your [ ]"

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

I don't think you even realise what you did, which means you're either stupid or self-absorbed and I've spent too long trying to work it out.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

"No, I wasn't looking at your wife, I was admiring your[ ]"

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

[Name], it offends me when you say that. Shut the f**k up.

The problem with this anonymity is my paranoia goes into meltdown.

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

I would pay every red cent I have to smack your squeaky-voiced twat of a wife clean in the face and it would be worth everything you would do to me afterwards.

brainstorm77 · Aug 18, 2009

It should.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

[Name], some days, you piss me off royally. Other days you're fabulous. Can i have more of the fabulous days please?

Actually, that could apply to at least three people.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

Adzmodeus said:
[Name], some days, you piss me off royally. Other days you're fabulous. Can i have more of the fabulous days please?

Actually, that could apply to at least three people.

Me?

brainstorm77 · Aug 18, 2009

Wayne K said:
eep

I second that.

Adam · Aug 18, 2009

Wayne K said:
Me?

Wait, four people.

*Snigger*

Nah, you're fabulous all the time.

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

"I didn't know you drank until I saw you sober the other day."

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

"I can't wait 'til you fuck off. I hope you're miserable for the rest of your life, you two-faced cow. It's just a shame all those other stupid bastards refuse to see what you really are."

Wayne K · Aug 18, 2009

"It's not a magic trick if you turn yourself into a bar."

scarletpeaches · Aug 18, 2009

Whoa. I didn't realise I swore so much.

And it should be noted that - so far - mine are all to people I know IRL.

I know this much is true

scarletpeaches

Siddow

I'm super! Thanks for asking

Adam

Not dead.

brainstorm77

practical experience, FTW

scarletpeaches

Adam

Not dead.

Wayne K

brainstorm77

practical experience, FTW

Wayne K

Adam

Not dead.

Wayne K

scarletpeaches

Wayne K

Adam

Not dead.

scarletpeaches

brainstorm77

practical experience, FTW

Wayne K

Adam

Not dead.

Wayne K

brainstorm77

practical experience, FTW

Adam

Not dead.

Wayne K

scarletpeaches

Wayne K

scarletpeaches