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scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 05:50 AM
So many lies threads, so much dishonesty...

Here is a place for you to get something off your chest. All those things you want to say to someone in real life but can't/won't/are too scared to say to them.

Have at it!

Siddow
08-19-2009, 05:58 AM
"I would say that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen, but I was here when your other two were born. Please, for the love of God, stop breeding."

Adam
08-19-2009, 05:59 AM
[Name], you need to lose weight!
[Name], your immaturity bores me to tears!
[Name], you're totally hot!
[Name], you're a chav, damnit!
[Name], yes I used to fancy you, then I realised you're thick as two short planks!

More to come, no doubt ;)

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:01 AM
Adam stop sucking up!:)

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:02 AM
No names. ;) Sometimes things are easier if they're anonymous...

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:02 AM
[Name], you had a baby WAY too early. You're too young, you still live at home AND you're earning next to nothing! What the hell kind of future can you offer it?!?!

No names. Sometimes things are easier if they're anonymous...

Wuss!

Fine. *Edits.*

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:03 AM
Too long a list to write, but it goes a little something like this: "Why dont you just die already, just suffer and die!!"

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:03 AM
I really wish you would stop being so sweet, the Polly-Anna act is getting old.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:05 AM
"Actually I hate the blouse, I was looking at your knockers."

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:05 AM
[Name], if you ring me one more time when I'm busy, then continue to prattle on even after I SAY I'm busy, I will hunt you down and tear your throat out with my teeth.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:05 AM
"Actually I hate the pants, I was looking at your [ ]"

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:06 AM
I don't think you even realise what you did, which means you're either stupid or self-absorbed and I've spent too long trying to work it out.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:07 AM
"No, I wasn't looking at your wife, I was admiring your[ ]"

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:07 AM
[Name], it offends me when you say that. Shut the f**k up.


The problem with this anonymity is my paranoia goes into meltdown. :D

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:08 AM
I would pay every red cent I have to smack your squeaky-voiced twat of a wife clean in the face and it would be worth everything you would do to me afterwards.

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:09 AM
It should.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:10 AM
eep

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:13 AM
[Name], some days, you piss me off royally. Other days you're fabulous. Can i have more of the fabulous days please?

Actually, that could apply to at least three people. :D

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:13 AM
[Name], some days, you piss me off royally. Other days you're fabulous. Can i have more of the fabulous days please?

Actually, that could apply to at least three people. :D

Me?

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:14 AM
eep

I second that.

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:14 AM
Me?

Wait, four people.

*Snigger*

Nah, you're fabulous all the time. ;)

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:15 AM
"I didn't know you drank until I saw you sober the other day."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:16 AM
"I can't wait 'til you fuck off. I hope you're miserable for the rest of your life, you two-faced cow. It's just a shame all those other stupid bastards refuse to see what you really are."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:16 AM
"It's not a magic trick if you turn yourself into a bar."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:17 AM
Whoa. I didn't realise I swore so much.

And it should be noted that - so far - mine are all to people I know IRL.

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:17 AM
[Name], you're [age] for gawd's sake. Act like it.

som1luvsmi
08-19-2009, 06:18 AM
The reason that I didn't ask for your advice is because I don't want it.

Mind your own [censored censored censored] business.

No, I don't believe you when you say you won't leave again.

Is your life so boring that you have to keep tabs on mine? Why don't you go take care of your own messed up family.

I do care, but I wish that I didn't.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:18 AM
Me: "You have no tits and a tight [ censored ]"

Her: "Get off my back."

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:18 AM
[Name], you're a foul mouthed cowbag.

*cough*

Whoa. I didn't realise I swore so much.

And it should be noted that - so far - mine are all to people I know IRL.

Ditto, apart from one, and I ain't saying which.

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:19 AM
"I'm trying really, really hard to do the right thing but I care less each day."

aadams73
08-19-2009, 06:20 AM
- HE'S GAY! Everyone knows it but you.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:21 AM
"[name] you're as sharp as a bag of wet hair"

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:21 AM
- HE'S GAY! Everyone knows it but you.
;)

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:22 AM
"You'll never be him."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:23 AM
Scott Tissue doesn't like you, and he likes any asshole.

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:23 AM
"Quit dreaming. It's not going to happen."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:25 AM
Truthfully, there were five, but I ate three on the way over.

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 06:25 AM
[Name], it offends me when you say that. Shut the f**k up.

Amen. I'll pay royalties to use this.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:27 AM
"I wouldn't [censored] you with a frozen rope."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:29 AM
"In your child's case, it's not the school system thats F-ed up."

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 06:29 AM
"I wouldn't [censored] you with a frozen rope."

[Name], you're [age] for gawd's sake. Act like it.

I love multi-quote...

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:31 AM
[Name], must you bad mouth and lie about me behind my back? I'm trying hard not to retaliate, but you're trying my patience.

aadams73
08-19-2009, 06:31 AM
- You're an attention whore. It's pathetic.
- You're passive aggressive. Grow a pair, would ya?
- I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:32 AM
Ok, a slightly less negative one, before the thread commits suicide.

[Name], I think I love you.

;)

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:33 AM
I love multi-quote...
I used to.

semilargeintestine
08-19-2009, 06:34 AM
I'm not allowed to say any of the things I want to say. :(

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:34 AM
Ok, a slightly less negative one, before the thread commits suicide.

[Name], I think I love you.

;):Hug2:

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 06:35 AM
I used to.
Now I feel guilty and will probably suck up via rep point. :\

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:36 AM
"I wouldn't feed your child from across the room with a slingshot"

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:36 AM
"If you were twice as talented and half as precious, you might stand a chance."

som1luvsmi
08-19-2009, 06:36 AM
Really??? Is that how it works? Here I was just thinking that they were for making balloon animals.

Btw, here's a Tic Tac.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:36 AM
"Do you have to hang a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him?"

KellyAssauer
08-19-2009, 06:37 AM
Contrary to all the other things you've heard over the years
the real reason I moved out of town
was because I couldn't watch what you were doing to yourself.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:38 AM
"It stinks, it just stinks,....it stinks."

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:38 AM
[Name], as much as I love you, you don't half act the prat sometimes.

som1luvsmi
08-19-2009, 06:39 AM
You have HOW many baby daddy's??? That's pretty skanky.

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 06:39 AM
No, you're not beautiful. But you are hella attractive.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:39 AM
"I hate you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorrow."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:40 AM
Every time I look at you, I'm glad I don't have your life.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:40 AM
:[Name], as much as I love you, you don't half act the prat sometimes.:cry:

som1luvsmi
08-19-2009, 06:40 AM
When he said you were a "handsome woman", he still meant you were ugly.

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:41 AM
"No, I don't want to come around and hold the baby, I hate babies."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:42 AM
"No-one's ever beaten your record. You're still a twat, though."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:42 AM
"But dude you have such big feet.":D

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 06:42 AM
stick and stones may break your bones but so can my fists....

Adam
08-19-2009, 06:43 AM
"Dude, you STINK of BO. Wash."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:45 AM
"I am ashamed of my connection to you."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:45 AM
"When the time is right, I'm sure you'll have no clue."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:46 AM
"Every time I speak to you I'm scared I'm bothering you, 'cause you're such a cool person."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:49 AM
"A crack cocaine pronlem would probably make you a more interesting person."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:52 AM
"The school for the deaf called and asked if you would shut up already."

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:56 AM
"Listen, lady, I wouldn't piss on your face if your moustache was on fire."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:58 AM
"I'm not going to hurt you, you wont feel a thing"

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 07:04 AM
"Yes, you're only an asshole when you drink, but you're drunk all the time."

Susie
08-19-2009, 07:07 AM
I am a nice person, dammit. :D

KellyAssauer
08-19-2009, 07:13 AM
Here is a place for you to get something off your chest. All those things you want to say to someone in real life but can't/won't/are too scared to say to them.

You seriously wouldn't believe it,
I mean I know some construction workers,
and I know some truck (lorry) drivers,
but there's this group of writers that puts them all to shame...

aadams73
08-19-2009, 07:15 AM
- I wish you'd just tell me the truth. If anyone can handle it, it's me.

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 07:15 AM
Come back. Just come back.

BenPanced
08-19-2009, 07:16 AM
{NAME HERE}, if you don't stop putting a question mark? In between clauses? When you speak? On the phone? Ima smacka byotchup?

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 07:18 AM
Yes, how you say it does matter as much as what you say.

I can deal with your not liking the way I am, but your being rude about it offends me deeply. If you bothered to find a candid, but not rude, way to say it, I'd think a lot more of you.

And yes, saying 'sorry' does matter. A lot. And it's easy to do. Okay?

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 07:33 AM
"Your wife's fat, your kid's ugly and you don't know half as much as you think you do."

poetinahat
08-19-2009, 08:30 AM
Honesty always hurts. Deal with it.

/sad/

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 08:37 AM
"Listen kid, you're fat and ugly and your mother dresses you funny."

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 08:38 AM
"Is that a peanut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 08:39 AM
"You're not seriously considering wearing white at your wedding are ya?"

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 08:40 AM
"Of course I farted, do you think I smell this way all the time?"

Susie
08-19-2009, 09:26 AM
"I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole no matter how much you beg."

P.H.Delarran
08-19-2009, 10:29 AM
you may be the queen of boob jobs, but you're not the queen of everything.

bettielee
08-19-2009, 10:34 AM
You are not the boss. Not of me, and not in this company, you are just a plebe, like me, so mind your own farking business and get your own work done and don't worry about mine.

Mind your own business (I could say this to four people)

NO. No, I don't care that he is sick, because he is a bastard, and he is only being gotten back by the universe for being such a cock-knocker his whole life. If he couldn't be decent when he was well, why the fark do I care now that he's sick?

whoo! I feel better. Everyone else feel better?

dgrintalis
08-19-2009, 11:14 AM
Here is a place for you to get something off your chest. All those things you want to say to someone in real life but can't/won't/are too scared to say to them.

I'm not happy and the d word floats in my head on a regular basis.

LaceWing
08-19-2009, 11:48 AM
Define yourself first by what you love.

aadams73
08-19-2009, 01:43 PM
- Your dog is outside barking at 2 A.M.. I'm so dropping my dog's poop on your driveway later.

brainstorm77
08-19-2009, 02:39 PM
You have not changed no matter what you say. Stop calling me and fly to F!

suedenym
08-19-2009, 02:44 PM
"I wish you'd stop being so selfish. The world does not revolve around you."

Azande
08-19-2009, 05:55 PM
I wish you'd just go away

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:14 PM
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? Writing! Now that's the reason!

scarletpeaches
08-19-2009, 06:15 PM
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? Writing! Now that's the reason!

You've been reading my brain again, haven't you?

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:21 PM
You've been reading my brain again, haven't you?
Always.

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 06:22 PM
Case and point,
http://alllayedout.com/Images/Male_Celebrities/graphics/colin_farrell.jpg

Wayne K
08-19-2009, 10:11 PM
I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one.

bettielee
08-19-2009, 10:13 PM
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? Writing! Now that's the reason!

for a minute there, I thought you were quoting a movie...

Susie
08-19-2009, 10:58 PM
I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one.

Wayne said the "V" word! Naughty boy. :D

darkprincealain
08-19-2009, 11:10 PM
If you will simply return, I promise not to be as much of an asshat as I was the last time you were here.

kayleamay
08-20-2009, 12:42 AM
"You're not sick, you're just a wuss."

"If you whine one more time I'm going to put an IV in you the size of a garden hose."

"Have you ever thought of developing coping skills?"

"If I hear your snotty, obnoxious, judgmental voice one more time I'm going to gouge out your vocal chords."

aadams73
08-20-2009, 12:58 AM
"You're your own worst enemy. Wake the hell up and LIVE."

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 01:09 AM
What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—
nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

aadams73
08-20-2009, 01:21 AM
"You're a complete stranger, so why are you telling me this? Why? WHY?" *Gnaws off own leg and runs*

"Jesus Christ won't let you win the lottery if you don't buy a damn ticket."

"Your new-found religion has turned you from a cool person into a complete bore and a pain in the ass."

scarletpeaches
08-20-2009, 01:28 AM
"You're your own worst enemy. Wake the hell up and LIVE."

:(

aadams73
08-20-2009, 01:52 AM
:(

Turn that frown upside down! :D

vrabinec
08-20-2009, 01:57 AM
Yes, baby, those jeans do make your ass look fat.

scarletpeaches
08-20-2009, 02:09 AM
Turn that frown upside down! :D

I maimed the last person who said that, but as you sent me an 'interesting' PM earlier, I shall let you live on, unharmed.

Oh, and: :D

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 02:15 AM
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'm going to guess: a lot."

scarletpeaches
08-20-2009, 02:19 AM
"Just fuck off and die in a ditch."

(The above could apply to about 99% of the people I know).

aadams73
08-20-2009, 02:59 AM
I maimed the last person who said that,

My airborne baboon army will be waiting. And that's the truth.

scarletpeaches
08-20-2009, 03:02 AM
I wish I was as talented as you.

aadams73
08-20-2009, 03:32 AM
"I know what you did last summer."

semilargeintestine
08-20-2009, 04:37 AM
I know what you did last summer. :e2brows:

scarletpeaches
08-20-2009, 04:40 AM
I know who you did last summer.

semilargeintestine
08-20-2009, 04:49 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/drmg01/roflcopter.gif

brokenfingers
08-20-2009, 05:26 AM
Here is a place for you to get something off your chest. All those things you want to say to someone in real life but can't/won't/are too scared to say to them.Your honor, you're a freaking idiot.

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 05:32 AM
"What if God was one of us?"

ChrisKelly331
08-20-2009, 05:32 AM
-I have never gotten over us. I don't think I ever will.

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 05:51 AM
"What the hell is tat, and how do I exchange it for the other?"

DL Hegel
08-20-2009, 06:01 AM
(Name) you are a big old raggedy trashy lying piece of carpet remnant and you smell like a birds butt.

Alan Yee
08-20-2009, 06:03 AM
You're nice, you really are, but you're annoying the hell out me with the stupid comments you make in class.

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 06:10 AM
You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 06:13 AM
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking.

ChrisKelly331
08-20-2009, 06:17 AM
Honestly, The only thing I found attractive about you was your long, glorious brown hair. Now that it's gone you seem less interesting and more whiny. Grow it back or go away. :-p

darkprincealain
08-20-2009, 05:47 PM
"Honestly, you're the sweetest, most adorable person ever. If you were a guy my age, I think I'd want to date you. Sidenote: why can't you be a guy my age?"

Wayne K
08-20-2009, 09:12 PM
Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ***ing' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO!

bettielee
08-20-2009, 11:59 PM
You know what? I don't like your wife. I never have. I think she was borderline abusive to me when I was a child, and I don't like her. I hope she dies first.

**those of you known to judge me silently may now judge me openly for typing that into a forum, I won't mind... and it's allllllllllllll true**

EFCollins
08-21-2009, 12:11 AM
"How about shutting up now? You're not as smart as you think, you know, and the words coming out of your mouth only make you sound even more like an idiot."

sleepsheep
08-21-2009, 12:21 AM
I think the responses here can be categorized primarily into (1) you are stupid, (2) I love you and (3) I hate you.

aadams73
08-21-2009, 01:06 AM
I think the responses here can be categorized primarily into (1) you are stupid, (2) I love you and (3) I hate you.

(4) I love myself.
(5) I hate myself.

bettielee
08-21-2009, 01:27 AM
6. I am stupid
7. love is stupid
8. Who are you again, and why do I love you?

aadams73
08-21-2009, 01:52 AM
9. Baboons are teh awesome.

scarletpeaches
08-21-2009, 02:14 AM
Oh just shut up. Shut up and die in a ditch. I'd rather have carnal relations with a baboon.

bettielee
08-21-2009, 02:17 AM
Is that #10?

scarletpeaches
08-21-2009, 02:18 AM
Nah, just my new motto, it seems.

bettielee
08-21-2009, 02:28 AM
you're going to have trouble getting that all on a pillow

scarletpeaches
08-21-2009, 02:29 AM
You know what? My life would be a hell of a lot easier if it were legally, morally and socially acceptable to hit people in the face with a brick.

Wayne K
08-21-2009, 08:52 AM
You know what? My life would be a hell of a lot easier if it were legally, morally and socially acceptable to hit people in the face with a brick.
The world would be a nicer place to live, for all us brick to the face types.

Adam
08-21-2009, 08:42 PM
I give up. It ain't worth the stress.

sleepsheep
08-21-2009, 08:51 PM
You know what? My life would be a hell of a lot easier if it were legally, morally and socially acceptable to hit people in the face with a brick.

You only really have to worry about the "legally" part...

scarletpeaches
08-21-2009, 08:58 PM
Yeah. Damn anti-GBH laws.

darkprincealain
08-28-2009, 11:28 PM
I don't care for baboons. Personally, I like my face still attached to the rest of my head. There, that one's off my chest. ;)