The best day of my life

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

The day I died was the best day of my life

Good, hurry up and die SO I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THIS STUPID SONG EVER AGAIN.

Music to shoot yourself by.

*dropkicks radio*

That is all

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

Dear Julia,

I agree entirely and would like very much to subscribe to your newsletter. I enclose 30p for postage.

Yours,

Adam

scarletpeaches · Aug 17, 2009

What? I don't get it. Is this something I should be grateful for missing out on?

Kurtz · Aug 17, 2009

Just listen to this till it all goes away

spamwarrior · Aug 17, 2009

Does it have two words which start with a H and a M? Or a J and a B?

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Is this something I should be grateful for missing out on?

Yes. In spades.

Stupid bloody song. Stupid bloody boss not letting us listen to Planet Rock. Stupid bloody radio.

*picks up battered radio. Dropkicks it again*

I agree entirely and would like very much to subscribe to your newsletter. I enclose 30p for postage.

Look out for the parcel in plain brown paper.

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

For those not in "the know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWw-nXiMec

Do not click, Julia.

IdiotsRUs said:
Look out for the parcel in plain brown paper.

I look forward to my wurdz.

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

Oh. Er, words, yeah right.

*slides suggestive photos out of brown paper wrapper*

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

IdiotsRUs said:
Oh. Er, words, yeah right.

*slides suggestive photos out of brown paper wrapper*

DAMNIT.

What about if I bump it up to 60p?

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

*slides even ruder pictures into wrapper*

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

LorelieBrown · Aug 17, 2009

Adzmodeus said:
For those not in "the know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWw-nXiMec

Do not click, Julia.

No You Tube at work! Title/artist?

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

Just Jack

The Day I Died.

*contemplates use of axe on radio*

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play it a dozen times a day.

Kurtz · Aug 17, 2009

IdiotsRUs said:
It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play it a dozen times a day.

Maybe if Radio 1 thought like this people would listen to it. I swear I was in the car the other day and Hollywood Undead came on. I am by no means hip or ahead of the time but I was listening to them about a YEAR ago. I've had the time to like, ironically like, dislike and hate them before Radio 1 got stopped playing it.

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

Ugh, I stopped listening to Radio 1 years ago.

I was subjected to it daily for a long time and, barring Chris Moyles, hated it. Modern "popular" music blows.

God I sound old.

jilly61 · Aug 17, 2009

Adzmodeus said:
For those not in "the know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWw-nXiMec

Do not click, Julia.

Why do I have to be so nosy? I clicked. I didn't get to the end. I never want to hear it again.

Maryn · Aug 17, 2009

Adzmodeus said:
Ugh, I stopped listening to Radio 1 years ago.

Yippee, I'm one-up on somebody. I haven't listened to commerical radio voluntarily in maybe seven or eight years. It's just awful. Seriously, it's so bad that it's not worth the wading through raw sewage up to my chin in order to discover new music.

I'll listen to college stations, but that's about it.

Maryn, unable to tolerate crap of any type

bettielee · Aug 17, 2009

maybe this particular piece of crap hasn't made it across the pond.... that's a long way for a turd to float. but we have Disney music, so we are set in the turd department

LorelieBrown · Aug 17, 2009

Adzmodeus said:
Modern "popular" music blows.

God I sound old.

My 3 most listened to stations are all pop - Hits 1 and Radio 1 on Sirius, and a local station. So there.

*proudly philistine*

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

It wasn't even Radio One. It was a local station that is renowned for picking 5 songs a week and playing them to death. Or possibly only even owning 5 records and part exchanging them once a month.

This is why we keep begging to listen to Planet Rock. But our boss likes the local station.

It's possible I may have to murder him.

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

If you send more naughty photos, I'll help dispose of the body.

Mr Flibble · Aug 17, 2009

Deal

*digs out kinky boots*

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

Wooo!!!

*Digs out old bath-tub and bottles of acid.*

scarletpeaches · Aug 17, 2009

As someone who's read about John George Haigh, I feel I ought to remind you to remember - teeth don't dissolve in acid. Neither does jewellery and other add-ons like hip replacements and such.

So check the goop afterwards and remove all possible forms of I.D. from the resultant squelch.

Adam · Aug 17, 2009

I feed the left overs to the pigs.

After rinsing the acid off, of course.

The best day of my life

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

Fix up, look sharp.

rewriting.

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

Got the hang of it, here

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Fix up, look sharp.

Not dead.

aye aye in search of an agent

At Sea

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Got the hang of it, here

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Not dead.

Not dead.