Duets You Never Want To Hear

[poetinahat]

To complement Charlie's beautiful and well-formed double-bill game (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88588), how about a thread on unlikely musical combos? I'll start:

Iron Butterfly and Ricky Martin, doing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Loca

That should be easy to top...

[dolores haze]

Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney singing a crappy song about racial harmony.

Oh?

Not actual horrible duets, then?

[poetinahat]

No, I'll pay that - good show!

How about Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney and Captain Sensible, singing Say, Say, Say Wot!

[dolores haze]

Mariah Carey and anyone singing anything.

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Mariah Carey and anyone singing anything.

Another contribution from the Department of Redundancy Department... thank you very much, Peanut O'Gallery! (true, though... along with anyone dubbing their voices into their dead father's recordings. I'm looking at you, Natalie and Bocephus!)

Now then, back to the heavy lifting:

Captain and Tennille, with Joy Division:
Love Will Keep Us Together and Tear Us Apart

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The Zombies and Bauhaus: She's Not There... She's In Parties

Oh, wait. I DO want to hear that one... my bad.

[poetinahat]

*we interrupt this thread to pledge allegiance to KTC and his perfect brain*

Twofer!

The Beatles and Donovan, singing Good Day Sunshine Superman...

...and Mellow Yellow Submarine

[dolores haze]

The Beatles and Siouxsie and the Banshees, singing Playground Twist and Shout

The Zombies and Bauhaus: She's Not There... She's In Parties


Lipps Inc and The Jam: Funky Town Called Malice

But...but...those sound like good, or at least, very interesting duets.

[SirOtter]

Deep Purple and the Standells singing Smoke on the Dirty Water.

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The Eagles and Uriah Heep singing Take it Easy Living.

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Gordon Lightfoot and Bob Dylan singing Carefree Highway 61 Revisited.

This is fun!

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J.J. Cale and The English Beat, singing Cocaine Mirror in the Bathroom

[SirOtter]

Is Jimmy Buffett and the Mamas and the Papas singing Come Monday, Monday a little too obvious?

[SirOtter]

? and the Mysterians and Little Anthony and the Imperials singing 96 Tears on my Pillow.

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Paul Simon, Bob Seger and the B-52's, singing She Loves Me Like a Rock Lobster

[SirOtter]

Chuck Berry and Neil Sedaka singing Maybelline Making Up is Hard To Do.

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Ogden Edsl and Paul Anka singing Dead Puppy Love.

[SirOtter]

The Jimmy Caster Bunch and the Guess Who singing Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat American Woman.

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The Beatles and Elton John, singing Happiness is a Warm Gun... Love Lies Bleeding

[SirOtter]

Melanie and Credence Clearwater Revival singing Lay Down on the Corner.

Bob Dylan and Derek and the Dominos singing Lay Lady Layla.

The Rolling Stones and the Moody Blues singing Ruby Tuesday Afternoon.

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Blondie and the Beatles, singing Heart of Glass Onion

Ella Fitzgerald and Julian Cope, singing The Lady is a Trampoline

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Led Zeppelin and Duran Duran, singing D'Yer Rio Mak'er (ewwww).

(I know, I know, it's pronounced like "Jamaica", but all through adolescence, I thought of it as "Dire Maker")

[Priene]

Nick Lowe and Billy Ray Cyrus - I love the sound of achy-breaky glass

[Priene]

Elvis Costello and the Fratellis - I don't want to go to Chelsea Dagger

[Williebee]

William Shatner and Roseanne Barr, The Rocketman National Anthem.

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Brian Eno and the Grateful Dead - Baby's On Fire On the Mountain

[Priene]

Arctic Monkeys and the Trammps - I bet you look good in the disco inferno

[SirOtter]

The Coasters and Cheech and Chong singing Along Came Basketball Jones.

The Beatles and Larry Verne singing Please Please Me Mr. Custer.

The Beatles and the Eagles singing Run For Your Life in the Fast Lane. Or maybe In My Life in the Fast Lane. Or A Day in the Life in the Fast Lane.

Lee Dorsey and Huey Lewis and the News singing Workin' For a Livin' in a Coal Mine.

This is addictive.

[SirOtter]

Michael Nesmith and the First National Band and Cab Calloway singing Some of Shelley's Blues in the Night.

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The Smiths with Hall and Oates - This Charming Maneater

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Delaney and Bonnie and Friends and Lee Michaels singing Only You Know and I know What I Mean.

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Sly and the Family Stone and the Doors singing Everyday People Are Strange.

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The Cyrkle and the Temptations singing Red Rubber Ball of Confusion.

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The Righteous Brothers and Belinda Carlisle singiing Rock and Roll Heaven is a Place on Earth.

The Animals and Cream singing The House of the Rising Sunshine of Your Love.

Mountain and Queen singing Mississippi Killer Queen.

[SirOtter]

Gahh! I can't stop!

Willie Nelson and Al Stewart singing On the Road to Moscow Again.

[SirOtter]

The Monkees and Lobo singing I'm Going to Buy You and Me a Dog Named Boo.

[Priene]

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Dead Kennedys and N.W.A. - Too drunk to fuck tha police

[scarletpeaches]

Mariah Carey and anyone singing anything.

Damn it, Lo, that was my answer.

[regdog]

Rob Zombie and Devo Living Dead Girl You Want

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The Cranberries and Eddie Murphy, singing Zombie Put Your Mouth On Me

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Captain and Tennille with Aerosmith, singing Muskrat Love in an Elevator

(shiver)

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Happy Mondays and the Guess Who, singing Kinky Afro American Woman

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Baha Men and Sergio Mendes, singing Who Let The Dogs Out of My Head

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Nena and The Alarm, singing 68 Guns, 99 Luftballoons

Crowded House and Iggy Pop, singing Don't Dream It's Over Five Foot One

(wink wink, nudge nudge)

[Priene]

The Police and Black Eyed Peas - Don't stand so close to my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps

[poetinahat]

Billy Idol, Modern English and Aqua, singing Hot in the City, I'll Melt With Barbie Girl

[ShapeSphere]

The Bee Gees and AC/DC How Deep is Your Love Big Balls

The Cure and The Beatles Let's Go To Bed, Come Together

Jimi Hendrix and The Doors Foxy Lady, Easy Ride

Survivor and Winnie the Pooh Eye of the Tigger

Band of the Grenadier Guards and Afrika Bambaataa & Soul Sonic Force The British Grenadiers Of Funk

[Priene]

The Hoosiers and Squeeze - I'm seriously worried about this nail in my heart

[SirOtter]

Charlie Daniels and the Doors - Uneasy Riders on the Storm

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Squeeze and the Beatles, singing Pulling Mussels from Michelle

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Corey Hart and ZZ Top, singing Sunglasses at Night, Arrested for Driving While Blind

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The Righteous Brothers and King Missile, singing You've Lost That Detachable Penis

Sir Mix-A-Lot and the Cramps, singing Baby Got Goo Goo Muck

[ShapeSphere]

Jacques Brel and The Jam, singing My Death, Going Underground

George Gershwin and Paris Hilton, singing An American in Paris Hilton

[Priene]

Iron Maiden and Kelis - Bring your milkshake to the slaughter

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Johnny Cash and Phil Collins - A Boy Named Sussudio

[Priene]

Nat King Cole and Doves - Get your kicks on (the M62)

[alleycat]

Stephen King and The Hollies.

Carrie Anne

You lost your charm as you were aging
Where is your magic disappearing

[poetinahat]

Carrie Anne
...Kansas' wayward son?

[SirOtter]

Astrud Gilberto and Neil Diamond - The Girl From Ipanema Will Be a Woman Soon


The Beatles and the Fugs - Give Peace a Chance; Kill For Peace

King Crimson and Johnny Rivers - 21st Century Schizoid Secret Agent Man

[SirOtter]

...Kansas' wayward son?

Ouch! :D

[SirOtter]

The Sons of the Pioneers and the Capitols - Cool Water Jerk

[SirOtter]

Three Dog Night and Bette Midler and the Dave Clark Five - Black and White and Red All Over

[~*Kate*~]

I've been wracking my brain trying to think of something to add, but I have to credit my mother with this one:
John Denver and Vanessa Hudgens: Rocky Mountain High School Musical

[~*Kate*~]

DH throws in:
Starland Vocal Band and the Sugarhill Gang: Rapper’s Afternoon Delight

[~*Kate*~]

And my best friend adds:
Foreigner and Vanilla Ice: "You're as Cold as Ice Ice baby"

[Higgins]

Jacques Brel and The Jam, singing My Death, Going Underground

George Gershwin and Paris Hilton, singing An American in Paris Hilton

George was dead by the time the Movie came out so it's
Oscar Levant and June Alison...uh...well that's horrible enough, but they do this thing
where they sing to each other
over the radio while Jimmy Stuart slowly freezes to death in a crashed B-36E in Alaska.
They had to shoot that 30 times because Jimmy kept sneezing.

[Higgins]

Three Dog Night and Bette Midler and the Dave Clark Five - Black and White and Red All Over

Nice...and then there's Nick Dale and Dick Drake trying to straighten out who gets to do what with which guitar.

[ChunkyC]

The Beatles and the cast of the original Broadway show singing Tax Man of La Mancha.

PS -- fargin' great game, Row-Bear!

[ChunkyC]

Led Zeppelin and Belinda Carlisle singing Stairway to Heaven is a Place On Earth.

Freddie Mercury and George Gershwin playing Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue.

[SirOtter]

Nice...and then there's Nick Dale and Dick Drake trying to straighten out who gets to do what with which guitar.

Or just carry this game another step, combine the two of them into Dick Dale and let him handle it in his own inimitable manner. :D

[SirOtter]

Fats Waller and Marty Robbins - Your Feets Too Big Iron

[SirOtter]

Big Brother and the Holding Company and the Rolling Stones - Piece of my Heart of Stone

The Animals and the Moody Blues - San Francisco Nights in White Satin

War and Bruce Springsteen - Slippin' Into Darkness on the Edge of Town

[SirOtter]

John Prine and the Beach Boys - Pretty Good Vibrations

[regdog]

Ozzy Osbourne and John A Lomax Mama I'm Comin' Home On The Range

[regdog]

Jeff Golub and The Who Mister Magic Bus

[ShapeSphere]

Frank Sinatra and AC/DC - Love and Marriage, Highway to Hell

Harry Nilsson and the Sex Pistols - Everybody's Talkin' Bollocks*






(*Actually, that's just me.)

[Priene]

Cher and Sisgo - Gypsies, tramps and thongs

[Nightfly]

The Rolling Stones and Three Dog Night. When the whip comes down - Momma told me not to come or maybe you're into that sicko.

[SirOtter]

The Rolling Stones and Three Dog Night. When the whip comes down - Momma told me not to come or maybe you're into that sicko.

I had some friends in college who played Momma Told Me Not to Come at their wedding. I plan to have it played at my funeral.

[SirOtter]

Long John Baldry and the Andrews Sisters - Don't Try to Lay No Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B on the King of Rock and Roll

[SirOtter]

Dick Dale and Ray Stevens - King of the Surf Guitarzan

[poetinahat]

Long John Baldry and the Andrews Sisters - Don't Try to Lay No Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B on the King of Rock and Roll
Go to sleep, Otterman... we'll still be here.

[SirOtter]

Sly and the Family Stone and Gilbert O'Sullivan - Thank You Fallentin Me Be Mice Elf Alone Again Naturally

[SirOtter]

The Jimmy Caster Bunch and B. Bumble and the Stingers - Bertha Butt Bumble Boogie

[SirOtter]

Cher and the Jimmy Caster Bunch - Gypsies, Troglodytes and Thieves

[scarletpeaches]

Blondie and Annie Lennox = Walking on a Broken Heart of Glass.

[SirOtter]

Alice Cooper and Wings - Under My Helen Wheels

[SirOtter]

Wings and the Monkees - Uncle Albert and Auntie Grizelda

[SirOtter]

The Stone Poneys (or the First National Band, whose version I prefer) and the Harry Simeone Chorale - The Different Little Drummer Boy

[scarletpeaches]

Erma Franklin and Sir Mix-a-Lot Take Another Little Piece of My Big Butt

[Xelebes]

Dynamo City & Tiesto - One Night in Hackney Traffic

[SirOtter]

Little Anthony and the Imperials, the Crystals, the Gladiolas, the Coasters and the Charts - Shimmy Shimmy Da Doo Shoop Yaketty Ko Ko Ron Yak Shoop Bop Zoop Ron

[SirOtter]

The Beatles and Lobo - You've Really got a Hold on Me and You and a Dog Named Boo

[SirOtter]

The Beatles and Harry Nilsson - Please Please Me and My Arrow

[scarletpeaches]

Little Anthony and the Imperials, the Crystals, the Gladiolas, the Coasters and the Charts - Shimmy Shimmy Da Doo Shoop Yaketty Ko Ko Ron Yak Shoop Bop Zoop Ron

Win!

[SirOtter]

Win!


Thankee, thankee very much. We'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

And thanks for all the little notes left on my control panel thingie, whatever that's called. I too often forget to check those, but I do appreciate them when I think to look at them. You're all entirely too kind. :D

[ChunkyC]

Little Anthony and the Imperials, the Crystals, the Gladiolas, the Coasters and the Charts - Shimmy Shimmy Da Doo Shoop Yaketty Ko Ko Ron Yak Shoop Bop Zoop Ron
:ROFL: I think we has us a champeen. I wanna hear the lame dj on my home town radio station intro that tune.

[poetinahat]

REM and Bob Dylan - Crush Like a Rolling Stone with Eyeliner

[Ken]

allman bros and doobie bros. / so many guys on stage performing that some would be bound to fall off :-(

[SirOtter]

allman bros and doobie bros. / so many guys on stage performing that some would be bound to fall off :-(

So many drunk or stoned guys, anyhow. :D

[Priene]

Method Man and Texas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lzdmWihSHk&feature=PlayList&p=8B018DAC653CCD99&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=75).

[ChunkyC]

Emmerson, Lake & Palmer with Nena performing Karn Evil 99 Luftballons

[SirOtter]

Emmerson, Lake & Palmer with Nena performing Karn Evil 99 Luftballons

Nena and the Fifth Dimension - 99 Luftballons - Up, Up and Away

[StephanieFox]

Live and Let Die Mir Bist Du Schoen


McCartney and the Andrews Sisters.

Ha! Beat that!

[poetinahat]

Willie Nelson and the Modern Lovers - On the Road Runner Again

[SirOtter]

The Ohio Express and Mason Williams - Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I got Classical Gas in My Tummy

[SirOtter]

Live and Let Die Mir Bist Du Schoen


McCartney and the Andrews Sisters.

Ha! Beat that!


That's a good'un. :D

[SirOtter]

Ray Stevens and Desmond Dekker - Ahab the Arab vs Israelites

[ChunkyC]

Using the same fundamental criteria Rob set down at the beginning of the thread, how about redoing some movie scores....

Alice Cooper and Charles Bernstein: Welcome to my Nightmare on Elm Street.

[SirOtter]

MC5 and Tommy Roe - Kick Out the Jam Up and Jelly Tight

The Hollies and the Cowsills - The Hair That I Breathe

The Hollies and Santana - Long Cool Woman in a Black Magic Dress

The Merry Macs and Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds - Mairzie Doat Pull Your Love Out on Me, Baby

[poetinahat]

The Divinyls and Peter Gabriel - I Touch The Monkey, Shock Myself

[poetinahat]

Using the same fundamental criteria Rob set down at the beginning of the thread, how about redoing some movie scores....

Alice Cooper and Charles Bernstein: Welcome to my Nightmare on Elm Street.
Oo, like maybe Paris Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

[Priene]

Back on songs...

Pussycat Dolls and Talking Heads - Doncha wish your girlfriend was a psycho killer like me?

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Oingo Boingo and Norman Greenbaum - Dead Man's Party: Spirits in the Sky

[Priene]

Oingo Boingo? Must have missed their oeuvre....

Charlie Daniels Band and the Smiths - The devil went down to Salford Lads Club

[ChunkyC]

Oingo Boingo, who went by their original name The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTRd1a5MVMw) when they appeared on the Gong Show, was the band that gave us the brilliant Danny Elfman, who has scored dozens of movies including most of Tim Burton's flicks, Spiderman, etc. Starts about 1 minute in, look for the redheaded guy wearing a rocket ship.

[poetinahat]

(Really, Charlie? The Gong Show? Wow - that's news... amazing!)

Danny Elfman also wrote the theme song for The Simpsons. His handiwork is everywhere, though you may not know it -- much like Lalo Schifrin.

Oh, and Oingo Boingo are the band performing at Rodney Dangerfield's party in Back to School.

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Back to work:

The Trammps and Foreigner - Disco Inferno... Hot Blooded

[naimas]

Bob Dylan and Menudo

[poetinahat]

Tony Orlando and Dawn, with the Allman Brothers:
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Whipping Post

[benbradley]

Michael Jackson Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney singing a crappy song about racial harmony.

Oh?

Not actual horrible duets, then?
I'm only having a bad dream now, right? Right? Nothing like that ever really happened, did it?

Of course not...

[ShapeSphere]

Eddie Cooley & John Davenport and Jean Michel Jarre - Fever, Souvenir of China

Queen and Tom Petty - Fat Bottomed Girls, Built to Last

[SirOtter]

Tony Orlando and Dawn, with Chuck Berry:
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round My Ding-a-Ling

[SirOtter]

Phil Harris and Sheb Wooley - That's What I Like About the One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

[ChunkyC]

(Really, Charlie? The Gong Show? Wow - that's news... amazing!)
I remember seeing that episode when it originally aired. Yes, I admit it, I regularly watched the Gong Show. Anyway, there's no way I could have pointed to anyone on that stage and said, "this person is going to go on to become one of the most accomplished composers of our era." It truly is amazing to see where Elfman started out. Bizarre as that video is, in hindsight you can see where the quirkiness in Elfman's scores came from.

Okay, more duos....

Ted Nugent and The Bee Gees: Cat Scratch Saturday Night Fever

[SirOtter]

Billy Rose and Kim Carnes - Barney Google With the Go-Go-Googly Bette Davis Eyes

[Xelebes]

Bang! and The Horrorist - Flesh is like a Shooting Star Fever

Paul Elstak and The Horrorist - Wet & Shiny Rotterdam Hooligan

[ChunkyC]

Billy Rose and Kim Carnes - Barney Google With the Go-Go-Googly Bette Davis Eyes
http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/3.gif

(this isn't the first monitor you've cost me....)

[Priene]

Meatloaf and Gwen Stefani - I would do anything for love (but I won't accumulate a pointless menagerie of giggling Japanese girls)

[SirOtter]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/3.gif

(this isn't the first monitor you've cost me....)

Sorry 'bout that, Chief.

:D

[poetinahat]

Elvis Costello and Chubby Checker - Oliver Twist's Army

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The Beatles with Adam and the Ants: Norwegian Woody Two-Shoes

[SirOtter]

The Beatles with Adam and the Ants: Norwegian Woody Two-Shoes

ROFLMAO!!!

[poetinahat]

Thank you, thank you!

And now, we have, for your listening 'pleasure'...

The US Marine Band, with Barry Manilow, and their stirring rendition of...

The Star-Spangled Copacabana

Jose, can you see... her name was Lo-la

[ChunkyC]

The Wonders, Manfred Mann, Boy George and Kris Kristofferson singing:

That Thing You Do Wa Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do You Really Want To Hurt Me and Bobby McGee

[Dawnstorm]

USA for Africa and Band Aid - Do They Know We Are the World At All?

[Dawnstorm]

And re-uniting for the Rejection and Dejection memorial party a couple of has-beens:

The Beatles and the Rolling Stones will be performing:

Yesterday's Paperback Writer

Who wants yesterday's
Paperback Writeeeer?
Nobody in the world...

[regdog]

Trio never to be heard


Wolf Mother, Duran Duran and CCR

New Bad Moon Rising on Monday

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Otis Redding, with the Travelling Wilburys - Hard to Handle With Care

The J. Geils Band, with Debby Boone - Flamethrower, You Light Up My Life

[SirOtter]

Bloodrock and Manfred Mann - D.O.A.-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Doo

[SirOtter]

The Rivingtons, Lynyrd Skynyrd, It's a Beautiful Day and Jefferson Airplane - Surfin' Free White Bird Rabbit

[regdog]

Cage the Elephant and Van Morrison-James Brown Eyed Girl

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Black Rose (?), The Police, and Trio - Agadoo-Doo-Doo-da-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah

[Moost]

Janis Joplin and Justin Timberlake- Me and Bobby McGee Bringing Sexy Back

[poetinahat]

Michael Jackson and Sergio Mendes - Beat It Out of My Head

(cover version by the Bad Brains)

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The Sweet, The Ramones, and Funkadelic - Ballroom Blitzkrieg Bop Gun

[blacbird]

Mark Knopfler and Steve Perry.

caw

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Mark Knopfler and Steve Perry.

caw

...singing Sherry for Nothing ?

[SirOtter]

Eric Clapton and Maria Muldaur - After Midnight at the Oasis

Labelle and Tommy Roe - Lady Marmalade Jam Up and Jelly Tight

Bill Withers and Cream - Ain't No Sunshine of Your Love

The Band and the Mamas and the Papas - Up on Cripple Creeque Alley

The Grass Roots and the Rolling Stones - Wait 2000 Million Light Years From Home

Brook Benton and Vicki Lawrence - Rainy Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia

Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. and Lee Marvin - You don't Have to Be a Wandrin' Star (To Be in My show)

The Mamas and the Papas and the Hollywood Argyles - Creeque Alley Oop

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the Grateful Dead Kennedys, singing Kepone Truckin'

[regdog]

Queen and Rusted Root-Fat Bottom Girls Dance In The Middle

[ShapeSphere]

Burt Bacharach and The Clovers - What the World Needs Now is Love Potion No. 9

Jacques Brel and The Stranglers - Amsterdam, Nice 'n' Sleazy

[nighttimer]

Kanye West and Taylor Swift doing anything.

Epic. Fail.

[SirOtter]

Minnie Ripperton and Mariah Carey singing something only dogs can hear.

[Bubastes]

Minnie Ripperton and Mariah Carey singing something only dogs can hear.

:ROFL:

[SirOtter]

Merilee Rush and Alice Cooper - Angel of the Morning, Halo of Flies

[SirOtter]

The Electric Prunes and Roy Orbison - I Had Too Much To Dream Baby (Last Night)

[poetinahat]

King Crimson, Black Sabbath, and Radiohead, singing 21st Century Schizoid Paranoid Android

[SirOtter]

The Chad Mitchell Trio and Cab Calloway - It Doesn't Pay to Be Too Hep to the Jive

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The Police and Jethro Tull - Don't Stand So Close to Me, Locomotive Breath

[SirOtter]

The Police and Jethro Tull - Don't Stand So Close to Me, Locomotive Breath

Or Every Locomotive Breath You Take ;D

[poetinahat]

Nice!

And now, let's listen to Fun Boy Three and the Smiths, as they ask the musical question...

What I Like Most About You Is Your Girlfriend in a Coma

[SirOtter]

The Lovin' Spoonful and the Who - Do You Believe in Magic Bus

[poetinahat]

Grace Jones, Rupert Holmes, and Wings - singing Slave to the Rhythm...Escape...Band on the Run

[poetinahat]

Paper Lace, The Doors, and Wings, singing The Night Chicago Died: The End of Silly Love Songs

[SirOtter]

Horslips and the Fugs - Time to Kill For Peace

[SirOtter]

The Cleftones and the 5th Dimension - Heart and Stoned Soul Picnic

[poetinahat]

Everything but the Girl, and Television - Take Me in your Arms, Venus de Milo

[ChunkyC]

Genesis and The Moody Blues - Dancing With The Moonlit Knights In White Satin

[Jim Colyer]

Duets are almost a thing of the past. It is hard to come up with a good one nowadays.

[mscelina]

Anyone and Meat Loaf is high up on my list. *shudders*

[poetinahat]

Johnny Paycheck and Squeeze, singing Take This Job and Shove It Up the Junction

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Anita Ward and Bauhaus - Ring My Bela Lugosi

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ABC and J.S. Bach - How to Be a Millionaire on a G String

[SirOtter]

The Doobie Brothers and Roy Orbison - Long Train Runnin' Scared

[ChunkyC]

Chuck Berry and Johnny Cash singing My Ding-A-Ring of Fire.

[Shadow_Ferret]

ABBA and Queen with: Does Your Mother Know You Tied Her Down? followed by The Show Must Go On and On and On

[SirOtter]

Chopin and Pink Floyd - The Minute Wall

[SirOtter]

Richard Wagner and the Monkees - Ride of the Valerie

[SirOtter]

Mozart and War - Eine Kleine All-Day Musik

[darkprincealain]

Dave Matthews Band and Tori Amos -- Don't Drink the Thousand Oceans

The Cranberries and Rob Thomas with a moment of indecision: Free to Decide Something to Be

[poetinahat]

Public Enemy and Minor Threat - Proud to be Guilty of Being Black and White

[SirOtter]

Redbone and Leon Redbone - Come and Get Your Love, I Wanna Be Seduced

Aside to poetinahat: thanks for the kind words in your rep comment.

:)

[Priene]

Alice Cooper and The The - I wanna be infected

[SirOtter]

Alice Cooper and Wings - Under Helen Wheels

[poetinahat]

The new, "raw" John Mayer (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171220), and the cast of The Producers:
Your Body is a Wonderland über Alles

[Fran]

Pantera and The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian. (Since Phil Anselmo shouts a lot.)

[poetinahat]

The Beatles and Judy Garland - Drive My Car Over the Rainbow

[SirOtter]

The Ventures and Jackson Browne - Walk, Don't Run on Empty

[SirOtter]

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and Survivor - Suite-Judy Blue Eye of the Tiger

[SirOtter]

Iron Butterfly and the Buggles - In-a-Gadda-da-Video Killed the Radio Star

[SirOtter]

Flatt & Scruggs and Petula Clark - Foggy Mountain Break Downtown

[Bubastes]

Eve 6, Diana Ross, Ratt, and Tommy Roe - Inside Out Upside Down Round and Round Dizzy

[poetinahat]

The Beatles and Rod Stewart - I Am the Walrus. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

[SirOtter]

The Beatles and Chicago - When I'm 25 or 6 to 4

[SirOtter]

Edvard Grieg and King Crimson - Hall of the Mountain Crimson King

Modest Mussorgsky and Johnny Rivers - Night on Bald Mountain of Love

John Denver and Al Stewart - Country Roads to Moscow

[ShapeSphere]

Metallica and The Muppets - Master of Muppets

Steppenwolf and AC/DC - Born to be a Problem Child

The Doors and The Doors - Crawling King Snake Hisses By My Window

[BenPanced]

Courtesy of iTunes:

EBN-OZN and Jefferson Airplane with AEIOU Sometimes White Rabbit

Burton Cummings and Adam Ant with Stand Tall and Deliver

Emperor Penguin and Chic with Stay for the Freak Out!

Talking Heads and The Rapture with Burning Down the House of Jealous Lovers

Adrian Belew and Danielle Dax with Big Electric Cat House

U2 and the Raspberries with Vertigo All The Way

[SirOtter]

The Moody Blues and Cream - Isn't Life Strange Brew?

The Beatles and Led Zeppelin - I'm Fixing a Whole Lotta Love

[poetinahat]

The Smiths and Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Meat is Murder on the Dancefloor

Joan Armatrading and the Drifters - Drop the Pilot under the Boardwalk

[ShapeSphere]

Franz Schubert and Iron Maiden - Death and the Iron Maiden

Igor Stravinsky and B.G. - The Rite of Bling

Visage and The Doors - Fade to Grey, The End

[SirOtter]

The Benny Goodman Orchestra and Neal Diamond - Sing Sing Sing Song Sung Blue

[poetinahat]

Johnny Cash and Iggy and the Stooges - I've Been Everywhere, Now I Wanna Be Your Dog

[SirOtter]

Spencer Davis Group and the Rolling Stones - Gimme Some Shelter

[poetinahat]

'Boris' Pickett and Golden Earring -- Monster M*A*S*H ... Radar Love

[poetinahat]

Adam Ant and Lady Gaga -- Strip Poker Face

[Xelebes]

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky & DJ Plague - Decepticon's Waltz of the Flowers

[SirOtter]

Joan Baez and the Fugs - Where Have All the Skin Flowers Gone?

[robeiae]

Neil Young and Bod Dylan doing a selection of Hall and Oates classics.

[BenPanced]

The Waitresses and Huey Lewis & The News - It's Hip To Be Square Pegs

[SirOtter]

Horslips and Elvis Presley - Faster Than the Hound Dog

[SirOtter]

The Chad Mitchell Trio and Huey Lewis and the News - It Doesn't Pay to Be Too Hip to Be Square

[SirOtter]

The Kingston Trio and Elvis Presley - The Man Who Never Returned to Sender

Horslips and Jefferson Starship - The Man Who Built America on Rock and Roll

Joe Tex and the Doors - Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat L.A. Woman

[SirOtter]

Lonnie Donegan and Bob Seger - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bed Post During Night Moves?

[poetinahat]

The Grateful Dead and Suzanne Vega - Me and My Uncle Tom's Diner

Freddy Fender and The Cramps - Wasted Days and Wasted Nights... I'm the Garbageman

[SirOtter]

The Beatles and Harry Nilsson - Everybody's Got Something to Hide 'cept For Me and My Arrow

[poetinahat]

Glen Campbell and the Munchkins - Ding, Dong, the Wichita Lineman is Dead!

[SirOtter]

Al Caiola and The Four Tops - The Magnificent Seven Rooms of Gloom

[SirOtter]

The Electric Prunes & the Mamas & the Papas - I Had Too Much to Dream a Little Dream of Me Last Night

[SirOtter]

The Monkees and Thelonious Monk - What Am I Doin' Hanging 'Round Midnight?

[SirOtter]

Yes and the Impressions - I've Seen All Good People Get Ready

[poetinahat]

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eminem, and America - What's Your Name? Hi, My Name Is A Horse With No Name.

[ShapeSphere]

We interrupt your scheduled poetinahat and SirOtter broadcasts to bring you:

Sweet and Blondie - Little Willy, The Hardest Part

Underworld and Magazine - Born Slippy, The Correct Use of Soap

[poetinahat]

Martha and the Muffins, Lionel Richie, the Doors, and Yello - Echo Beach - Hello, Hello, I Love You, I Love You

[Xelebes]

Origin & Ian Tyson - Antithesis of Four Strong Winds

[SirOtter]

Love and Chicago - Alone Again Or 6 to 4

[poetinahat]

They Might Be Giants, and Chicago: Someone Keeps Moving My Chair - Baby, What a Big Surprise

[Eddyz Aquila]

Justin Bieber feat Placido Domingo

(or any other guy with an amazing voice and brains)

[Cliff Face]

Britney Spears and Slipknot : "Oops I did it again", "Spit it out."

[Mr Unstable]

Paul McCartney and Freddie Mercury in "Don't Stop Me NOW ELEANOR RIGBY!"

[poetinahat]

Say Anything, and Def Leppard - Ants in My Pants - Pour Some Sugar On Me

[CharmedMethod]

I would never wanna hear that stupid and insufferable Justin Bieber in any duet, or even sole for that matter. GRRR!! I hate him with a passion!

[CDSinex]

Bob Dylan and Bobby Darin -Bob Dylan's Dream Lover

[CheekyWench]

The Misfits & Weird Al... Where Eagles Dare To Be Stupid

[CheekyWench]

Midnight Star and Flogging Molly... No Parking On The Devil's Dance Floor.

[CheekyWench]

Elvis & Dead Kennedys.. Harem Holiday In Cambodia.

[CheekyWench]

Conway Twitty & The Tramps... Burn, Georgia, Burn, Disco Inferno.

[CDSinex]

Mötley Crüe and Janis Ian -Too Young To Fall In Love At Seventeen

[CDSinex]

Nirvana and Led Zeppelin -Escalator to Hell, Stairway To Heaven

[CDSinex]

Eric Carmen and Gilbert O'Sullivan -All By Myself Alone Again (Naturally)

[poetinahat]

The Harmonicats and Bauhaus - Peg o' My Heart: Bela Lugosi's Dead

[CheekyWench]

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult & Ministry
Kooler Than Jesus Built My Hotrod.

(okay, I admit that would be cool as hell.)

[poetinahat]

The Mills Brothers and Tom Petty - Please Release Me - Free Fallin'

[CDSinex]

Dan Fogelberg and Brad Paisley - Since You Asked, No.

[CDSinex]

Carrie Underwood and The Grateful Dead -Before He Cheats, Deal.

[m00simus]

Gordon Lightfoot and the Beatles-The wreck of the Yellow Submarine

[CDSinex]

Todd Rundgren and Oleander –Hello it’s me, are you there?

[SirOtter]

Gordon Lightfoot and Johnny Cash - Did She Mention My Name, a Boy Named Sue?

[SirOtter]

Johnny Nash and the Who - I Can See Clearly Now for Miles and Miles

[SirOtter]

The Beatles and Freddy and the Dreamers - Do You Want to Know a Secret, I'm Telling You Now

[SirOtter]

Melanie and Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Brand New Key of Life