How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten.
1st draft. Hero changes light bulb.
2nd draft. Villain changes light bulb.
3rd draft. Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death.
4th draft. Lose the light bulb.
5th draft. Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten.
6th draft. Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero's mentor.
7th draft. Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten.
8th draft. Hero forces villain to eat light bulb.
9th draft. Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn't change it.
10th draft. Hero changes light bulb.

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Hey there

I got a story to tell. So a girl decided she was finally going to commit herself to a story and stop hopping from story plots. But she found out that it wasn't easy. So after brainstorming a list of ideas to help her along her little writing journey, she figured out that she needed allies and 'bad guys' (or seemingly bad ones but with good intentions) along the way to push her.

So here I am. I tried a few places and some were jokes while some intimidated me. I wanted to escape the elementary box of fictionpress and I'll admit this place is a little intimidating but it seems like there really is room for me to grow here. So nice to meet you and hope we get along.

I got another for you~

A punctuation parable:

Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria

Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

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