Funny website - bad sex in fiction

[SFLP]

I'm probably just slow, and every one of you knows about this website already, but I was doing some random browsing and just ran across it today.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/

It's a collection of really bad descriptions of sex, body parts, etc., pulled from fan fiction, Literotica, and even commercially published novels and short stories.

Website name and tagline:
Weeping Cock
The Velvet-Sheathed Steel That Proclaimed Him Male

It's kind of a pain to navigate through because of all the content warnings, but parts of it are really funny.

J.

[SFLP]

To get to some of the better stuff on this site, try http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/tag/*+the+best+of+the+worst

(There are category tags on the right that get you past some of the dumber stuff.0

[ChaosTitan]

:eek:


:roll:

Just...wow...

[SFLP]

I think my favorite so far was this one:

"He dug and dug, like Osama bin Laden was hiding deep in my cervix."

Lots more nifty quotes for that book.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/219523.html

It's a Lulu book, only 10 bucks on Amazon or Barnes & Nobel. ;)

By the way, I found it easiest to find the good stuff by clicking "Nights of Passion" in the upper right which brings up the calendar. Pick a month, and mainly look at the ones that have more than 60 comments.

The commentary from the original posters that goes along with the quotations is really what makes the whole thing for me.

[Amy R.]

ROFL

[Brindle Chase]

Hehehe... seeing that some of that was published works... I feel better about my chances as I get closer to the submission stage!!

[stacyR]

I have been stuck on that sight for 3 straight hours now, and am starting to sound like a hysterical. Nothings made me cry with laughter in a long time....

[scarletpeaches]

I now feel better about my own writing.

[wannawrite]

OMFG! I have not laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks!

[wannawrite]

Like a pipe wrench in a pot of warm chili? Really? Beg your pardon, but I have to go back and read some more, now.

[Zoombie]

I just threw up a little in my own mouth

[ad_lucem]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha..........

Bimbo butt boy...volcano of honey...turgid....

OMG, I laughed so hard I cried!

[MargueriteMing]

I just threw up a little in my own mouth

Go kiss a politician.

[scarletpeaches]

With tongues.

[mchl41]

There's always a first, I guess!!!!!!