Book Titles from Stipidland

[MartyKay]

Thread for mock book titles, using as a "template" a real book title but using PAisms. Examples below:

Zobmi's are from Mars, Darf's are from Venus

Fear and Loathing in Los Shempville

Snow White and the Seven Darfs

I think you get the idea.

[James D. Macdonald]

Moby-Darf; or, The Stipid

Two Years Before the Spline

How Green Was My Zobmi

[PixelFish]

Stipid, and its sequel, Stipid Messiah, followed by Children of Stipid, and then Zobmi Emperor of Stipid and Stipid Chapterhouse.

[Patricia]

The Stipid Wives

AW -- Raiders of the Stipid Ark. :D

Invasion of the Stipids.

The Biggest Little Stipid House in MD.

[PixelFish]

Oh, and...

A is for Aurora.

[Christine N.]

"My Nightie and Me, a Stipid Story."

"How to Make Auroras and Influence Echelon Ladders."

"Ladders of Social Echelons - the Spline."

[maestrowork]

Stipid is Stipid Do
The Zobmiator

[WhisperingBard]

From the children's corner:

Oh, the Places You'll Resonate!

One Darf, Two Darf, Red Darf, Blue Darf

Green Eggs and Shemp

If You Give a Shemp a Contract

Goodnight, Moe

And my personal favorite:
Little Dead Lying Hood

[Sher2]

Green Eggs and Shemp

And my personal favorite:
Little Dead Lying Hood
Awesome, Bard!

Gone With the Shemp
Little Echelons Everywhere
The Divine Secrets of the Resonating Auroras
To Kill a Shemp

[Christine N.]

Memories of my childhood....

Go Darf, Go

And adult favs...

Under the Social Ladder
She's come Unslpined
Secrets of the Shemp Sisterhood (Stipid version)
How to Lose a Nightie in Ten days

[Kevin Yarbrough]

Secrets of the Yo Ho Ho Stipidhood
The Darf Tower (Books 1-7)
Stipid Sins
Stipid Hunt
Stipid Hitchihickers Guide to the Resonating Galaxy
Still Life With Darfs
Shemp Potter and the Darfs Stone
Shemp Potter and the Chamber of Auroras
Shemp Potter and the Prisoner of PA
Shemp Potter and the Goblett of Stipid
Shemp Potter and the Order of the Darfs
Shemp Potter and the Half blood Stipid
Stipid Island

[maestrowork]

Raiders of the Lost Darfs

The Sure Shemp Redemption

Stipid-Man 3

[DaveKuzminski]

What the heck...

A Sound of Stipid

[Dolan]

Merrian Webster's Darf Dictionary (Shemp Edition)

[maestrowork]

Serenstipidy

[maestrowork]

The Bible (Shemp Edition)

[Dolan]

The Da Vinci Aurora

The Da Shemp Code

The Darf Vinci Code

[Christine N.]

Prequel to The Da Shemp Code:

Stipids and Splines

[CaoPaux]

The Tone of The Stipid
My Mother Was A Zobmi
Darf, And The World Darf's With You
Chicken Soup For The Sells
A Spline, A Balling, And Thou

[Patricia]

Suze Answers Your Stipid Questions

[PixelFish]

Far From The Stipid Crowd
Zobmi and Stipid Lovers
The Importance of Being Stipid
Tess of the Stipid'villes
Zobmi and the Aurora of Motorcyle Repair
Publishing for Stipids

[PixelFish]

Secrets of the Yo Ho Ho Stipidhood
The Darf Tower (Books 1-7)
Stipid Sins
Stipid Hunt
Stipid Hitchihickers Guide to the Resonating Galaxy
Still Life With Darfs
Shemp Potter and the Darfs Stone
Shemp Potter and the Chamber of Auroras
Shemp Potter and the Prisoner of PA
Shemp Potter and the Goblett of Stipid
Shemp Potter and the Order of the Darfs
Shemp Potter and the Half blood Stipid
Stipid Island

I think Shemp and Clopper would have worked well for the Potter riffs.

Stipid Sins is causing me to wonder what the Seven Stipid Sins are...

[CaoPaux]

Zobmis And The Stipids Who Love Them

Day Of The Stipids

The Mask Of Zobmi

[DTKelly]

Ender's Shemp

The Darf Crystal

a Wrinkle in Spline

The Darf Half

Two Darfs Don't Make a Shemp

The Zobmi Files

[Sher2]

The Day the Darf Stood Still

One Flew Over the Shemp's Nest

Shemp Mountain

Darfs in Black

Meet the Darfers

The Echelon Club

Shemp's Ladder

[Christine N.]

And from the master of Horror:

Splinestarter
Eyes of the Shemp
Everything Resonates
Stooges Lot
Insomnidarf
Darfs in Atlantis
Shemp (IT)
Zobmidarfers
Rose Darfer
The Shemping
The Spline
The Darf Tower Series:
The Shempslinger
The Drawing of the Stooges
The Splinelands
Nighties and Glass
Wolves of the Purblish
Song of Moe-randa
The Darf Tower

[robeiae]

Zobmis are from Mars, Darfs are from Venus, My Plublisher is f***ing Clueless

[DTKelly]

The Princess Darf
SlapSpline
Crouching Shemp Hidden Zobmi
A Fistful of Stooges
Shemp 'em High
Moetanic
28 Stipids Later
BarberShemp
BarberShemp 2, Zobmis in Training
The Shempshank Redemption
Honey, I Splined the Zobmis
12 Darfs
The Usual Stooges
Willy Shemp and the Zobmi Factory

[clintl]

The Moerandic Verses
The Last Temptation of Shemp
The Bonfire of the Vanity Presses
The Call of the Zobmis
Dandelion Spline
Darfer Than You Think
Watershemp Down
The Big Spline
The Book of the New Shemp
Huckleberry Larry
Shemp and Shempibility
MacDarf
Postcards from the Stipid
A Curlem in the Spline

[Christine N.]

And the Bard's classics

Stooges of Venice
Shempio and Spliniet
Willem the Third
Much Ado about Purblishing
The Tonest
Midsummer Nighties' Spline
A Comedy of Editing
Shemp Caesar
Twelfth Stooge
Shemplet (and along with that - Rosenspline and Gildestooge are dead)

[Susan Gable]

LOL - I love this thread!

Since I feel I must contribute due to all the laughter I have received, here are my category romance Splineland titles. Now, I think Darf has been a verb AND a noun, so I'll use it either way. <G>

The Cowboy Zobmi and the Splineless Sheriff
Too Hot to Darf
Zobmi Wedding
The Stipid Amnesiac Zobmi
The Baby Zobmi
Single Dad Zombi
Darfing the Lawman
The Greek Darf's Splineless Bride (actually, I think that one might real. <G>)
Runaway Zobmi
Zobmi Kids Seek Mom
Wanted: Daddy Darf
The Secret Darf
Whose Zobmi?

Susan G. - offered in fun, and not seriously dissing her genre's titles. (At least, not much. <G> )

[James D. Macdonald]

The POD and the Pendulum
The Fall of the House of Willem
Never Bet the Devil Your Book
The Facts in the Case of M. Prather
A Darf of Amontillado
Zobmi in the Rue Morgue

[trumancoyote]

The POD and the Pendulum
The Fall of the House of Willem
Never Bet the Devil Your Book
The Facts in the Case of M. Prather
A Darf of Amontillado
Zobmi in the Rue Morgue

Hahaha. I love Poe. You ever read The Eyre Affair, and the bastardized version of "The Raven" at the end? I love it :)

Did everyone forget StipidityVille Horror?

[PixelFish]

The Shempiad
The Stipid River Anthology
Just-So-Stipids

The Chronicles of Aurora (in the order of publication)

The Larry, The Moeranda, and the Curlem
Prince Shemp
The Voyage of the Pirate Ship
The Silver Dollar Advance
The Purple Pony and His Boy
The Unspecified Relative of Somebody At PA
and....The Last Battle. (Whadyaknow...I didn't even have to change that one.)

[Dawno]

Starship Zobmis
The Spline is a Harsh Mistress
PODkayne of MD
Stipid in a Stipid Land
Time Enough for Spellcheck
Shemp: A Travis Tea of Justice

[James D. Macdonald]

Time Enough for Spellcheck


I think we have a winner.

[Dawno]

I think we have a winner.

Awww. :blush: I liked PODkayne of MD best, personally...

[Sher2]

Planet of the PApes

[MartyKay]

Starship Zobmis
The Spline is a Harsh Mistress
PODkayne of MD
Stipid in a Stipid Land
Time Enough for Spellcheck
Shemp: A Travis Tea of Justice

Noooooo! What have I done!! Robert A Shemplein??

:roll:

Shempworld
Shempworld Engineers
World of the Pavers (sorry, Niven's "World of Ptavvs" spell checks out to this...)
A Spline in Shemps Eye
The Darfing Hand (or The Moat around Moe-randa's Eye, UK Publication)

[DreamWeaver]

The Lord of the Splines.

[astonwest]

I'd Ball For You All Night Long
Secrets to Success: Surrounding Yourself With Partners as Stipid as Yourself
Yo Ho Ho, Pass Me the Rum (And F--- Off)
Casual Stipid
Who Needs a Shemp? (and its sequel, Who Needs a Darf Bag?)
Travis Teas in Publishing: An All-Inclusive Guide
A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Darf Meiner

[ResearchGuy]

Anybody do a Charles Dickens riff?

David Clopperfield
Bleak Townhouse
The Plickwick Papers
Hard Times for Authors
Great Expectations Dashed
A Tale of Two Copies
The Mystery of Moeranda Dread
Our Mutual Fiend (Shemp's story)
A Christmas Carrell (Or: Editing Strikes Again)
Oliver Badly Twisted (Or: Son of Editing Strikes Again)
Little Do-Right (Or: Revenge of Editing Strikes Again)

:-/

--Ken

[lindylou45]

Of Shemp and Stooges

The Old Shemp and the Sea

A Shemp in the Sun

The Moe-vable Feast

East of Poz

A Nightie Blows in Frederick

The Moe-mmy

Shempenstien

Count Clopplula

The Shemp from the Black Poz

Moe-randa in Pozland

See Shemp Run

[Dawno]

Noooooo! What have I done!! Robert A Shemplein??

ooh, I didn't think of that...good catch MartyKay!

[Christine N.]

Sir Arthur, forgive me!

Hound of the Shempervilles

The Eight Partners Solution

A Study of Stooges

The Sign of the Stooge

The Adventure of the Editor's Thumb

The Adventure of the Spell Checked Band

A Scandal in Maryland

[Dawno]

Sorry for the cross posting spree but the Atlanta Nights cover competition ends soon, don't forget to vote!

[Ulee_Lhea]

The Golden Darf
The Subtle Shemp
The Aurorafied Stoogeglass

[maxmordon]

I don't get the in-joke

[DaveKuzminski]

I don't get the in-joke

These are all terminology they've used or names used to describe them in past postings there and here.

[Khazarkhum]

These are all terminology they've used or names used to describe them in poast postings there and here.

Want some Poast Poasties for breakfast? ;)

[aruna]

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