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Retrospect – Yesterday’s eyeglasses
Golf – A contrived name as all of the really good four-letters words were taken (2) Flog spelled backwards
Interspaced – the opposite of outer spaced
Latitude – An imaginary line that one’s spouse does not provide.

Writer – A person who weaves the dictionary into a less boring format.
Blogger – A lumberjack who believes in the existence of Babe the Blue Ox
POV – A single person vehicle sometimes powered by hot air

Fortitude: Military frame of mind
Catastrophic: The way a feline feels after winning an award
Saturate: Another word for seated dining

Abstract – The lines created by extensive exercise
Extensive – Ten less than previously anticipated
Anticipated – The opposite of constipated

Manual - having a Y chromosome
Fluid - ill with a particularly tenacious virus
Decoy - to make someone stop being so damned coy

Oxymoron - that Billy Mays dude on those commericals
Albany - the Rabbit Capitol of the world
Automobile - something that moves by itself
Paranoid - Technical term for two Noid.
Projector - a Jector who is paid for Jecting, unlike an Amatuerjector

daughter: as opposed to striper
high heel: an upper class jerk
imposter: to give someone a large photo

Sadist - A person who is nice to a masochist

Simplicity: the act of simpering, or of being a simp
Fortitude: strongly defensive behavior
Defamation: a sudden descent into obscurity after attaining fame

Negligent: a necklace that doubles as a bra
poultry: a taller, skinnier poplar
Excellent: a former time of fasting

Euripides- unmentionable protrusion on another person's physique. e.g. "Hank, euripides could use a little support."

Pygmalian- accrued wealth from pig farming.

Aeschylus- the machinations beneath an escalator.

Condense - A criminal of low IQ
Historian - A feline story teller
Penurious - Having a plentiful supply of biro's

tendency - having ten teeth

tango - instant tan from a bottle

flagrant - endless speechifying about the importance of the flag

Redundant: Appalachian slang for 'doing it again.'
Ruthless: Ben, after he divorced his wife.

Participle: A follower who is not whole-hearted

Digest: To eat the same thing twice

Porcelain: Having reclined with swine

Intuition: at school
Rugby: an insect which resides in carpets


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Excretion: a former resident of Crete