Side effects, while rare, may include:

JoeEkaitis · Jul 16, 2008

Dizziness

Vomiting

Dry mouth

Headache

Nausea

Dreams of dancing naked with Rosie O'Donnell

Voting for the late Pat Paulsen as a write-in presidential candidate

Speaking with a Flemish accent

Adam Israel · Jul 16, 2008

Enlarged earlobes

Death by electrocution

Frogs

Hairy fingernails

Shrinkage

benbradley · Jul 16, 2008

Sexual dysfunction.

Getting published.

StephanieFox · Jul 16, 2008

Delayed beeping

Inability to harmonize

spontaneous caustic commentary

Sweetcorns

t0neg0d · Jul 17, 2008

If you experience signs of discomfort, or your liver falls out of your ass, discontinue use and contact your doctor immediately.

Jenan Mac · Jul 17, 2008

Do not operate heavy machinery while using. (on bottle of Viagra)

t0neg0d · Jul 17, 2008

Jenan Mac said:
Do not operate heavy machinery while using. (on bottle of Viagra)

Guess they have a 'one large tool per customer' policy >.<

creamofmushroom · Jul 17, 2008

turning into a medley of unflattering rainbow colours

developing fins

spontaneous urges to whistle "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" while your boss is making his daily rounds

Nymtoc · Jul 17, 2008

skin problems
confusion
abrupt changes of opinion
laughing at one's own bad jokes
tendency to sing unfunny parody lyrics (for example, "Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...")

shakeysix · Jul 17, 2008

an urge to wear polyester and walk down a street singing falsetto with your twin brothers

auntybug · Jul 17, 2008

Over use of AW may cause you to animate yourself when talking to real people.

*she says as she finger quotes the word animate*

alleycat · Jul 17, 2008

The urge to run naked through a cornfield.

JoeEkaitis · Jul 17, 2008

Cravings for lutefisk, menudo or balut.

Phoning tobacconists with the old "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" prank call.

Thoughts of going to Disneyland and asking "Where's Bugs Bunny? Where's the Road Runner?"

DeleyanLee · Jul 17, 2008

My father's description of The Pill (in the 1970's):

Causes weight gain, acne, altered libido, depression, breast tenderness, increased blood pressure, nausea, vomiting and facial skin discoloration.

Side effects: Prevents pregnancy.

JoeEkaitis · Jul 17, 2008

Seek medical attention if your eyes pop out of their sockets and careen around the room like a multi-ball round of pinball.

Discontinue use if you start believing reality TV is the same thing as reality.

Do not administer to children under the age of 12. Although this product poses no health threat to children under the age of 12, why should they get any relief? They don't even pay taxes, much less help with the rent!

Ziljon · Jul 17, 2008

My favorite, from weight loss drug Alli:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens.

shakeysix · Jul 17, 2008

may cause drowsiness. if drowsiness occurs while driving, pull over. YIKES! like that talking heads song--sleeping on the interstate.--s6

Matera the Mad · Jul 17, 2008

Do not take with a grain of salt, and discontinue use altogether if you are caught ripping your clothes off and running out the door crying "Hoon, hooooon!"

Matera the Mad · Jul 21, 2008

Has been known to cause adverb reactions in persons taking Versetal or Rhymetrin.

Discontinue use if severe pronunciation occurs.

benbradley · Jul 21, 2008

Excess flatulence.

Matera the Mad · Jul 21, 2008

Dribbling ink
Run-on plots
Buttstucktochairitis
Inflammation of the hucklebone

Write4U2 · Jul 21, 2008

May cause:

skipping to my lou;

severe allergic reaction to Judy Garland movies;

strong desire to fondle Brad Pitt; and

dysfunctionality of tongue in cheek syndrome.

shakeysix · Jul 22, 2008

old age may cause whole years of your life to fade to one or two unpleasant experiences--s6

talkwrite · Jul 22, 2008

Transitioning from non fiction to fiction may cause desensitization of nerve endings and misconceptions of reality.

StephanieFox · Jul 22, 2008

Side effects may include

stump grinding,

tendency to switch political affiliations,

annarborism,

ferrets.

Side effects, while rare, may include:

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