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KTC
06-21-2008, 03:52 AM
Me. I win. Lock thread.




There. Now it's in stone.

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 03:54 AM
Comes with the biggest cheater award too. It's a two fer.

KTC
06-21-2008, 03:56 AM
I'll take that one too. Thank you. But I am NOT a pumpkin eater.




though pumpkin spice latte is lovely.

auntybug
06-21-2008, 03:58 AM
There. Now it's in stone.


and large print.


*but I tremble as I type that*

JoeEkaitis
06-21-2008, 03:59 AM
You mean, it's NOT me? Aw, come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. . .

KTC
06-21-2008, 03:59 AM
and large print.


*but I tremble as I type that*

Tremble if you will.

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 04:02 AM
You mean, it's NOT me? Aw, come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. . .


Since my nominations appear to be gold, I could put your name in for most irritating. How's that sound?

JoeEkaitis
06-21-2008, 04:21 AM
Since my nominations appear to be gold, I could put your name in for most irritating. How's that sound?I only won Mildly Annoying the last time I was nominated, so I've retired.

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 04:40 AM
I only won Mildly Annoying the last time I was nominated, so I've retired.


I can't believe you doubt my skill.

Now you're the most likely to be the big jerk who crushes my confidence under the wheels of a red and white station wagon/SUV thing.

That's not a nomination. I'm just calling you names.

BenPanced
06-21-2008, 05:07 AM
I don't know. I've self-banninated from P&CE for a while.

*ducks*

EriRae
06-21-2008, 05:47 AM
Awwwwwwwwwww--How many threads did you start today, Kev? Huh? Seriously, aren't you tired of starting threads yet? Come ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Erin, who always posts when she's at least five hours shy of a good sleep. Doesn't that automatically make one more whiny?

Let me guess...the award for most whiny is a Luke Skywalker action figure?

Birol
06-21-2008, 05:58 AM
Can the mods nominate people for this one?

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 06:02 AM
Can the mods nominate people for this one?

Sure, but you have to pry the trophy away from Kevin first.

Good Luck.

Birol
06-21-2008, 06:06 AM
Pfft. I'm in the running for the meanest one. Getting the trophy away from Kevin will be child's play.

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 06:15 AM
Pfft. I'm in the running for the meanest one. Getting the trophy away from Kevin will be child's play.

For Kevin's own safety, the following ground rules apply:

No biting. No kicking. No punches to the back of the head.

:D


Meanie

Joe270
06-21-2008, 06:21 AM
I dunno, KTC, I say we lock Haggis outside all night, with his favorite chew toy (a hypodermic needle) visible just inside the sliding glass door, and we'll hear some whining, I'm sure.

Especially if the coyotes are out tonight. He might scratch through the door to get in if they get close.

Ziljon
06-21-2008, 06:35 AM
I miss ScarletPeaches.:(

auntybug
06-21-2008, 06:45 AM
I miss ScarletPeaches.:(

OMG!!! I'm glad I'm not alone.

Kiss my ladygarden!!!!

John Paton
06-21-2008, 06:55 AM
KTC isn't at all whiny imho - he is a good guy with genuine wit and a warm heart.

Can we open another thread for most sarcastic AWer ?? ;)

Joe270
06-21-2008, 06:57 AM
KTC isn't at all whiny imho - he is a good guy with genuine wit and a warm heart.

Bootlicker.



(Sorry, I'm trying for the 'most sarcastic' slot, since Inky cheated and won the 'sexiest' contest.)

auntybug
06-21-2008, 07:00 AM
(Sorry, I'm trying for the 'most sarcastic' slot, since Inky cheated and won the 'sexiest' contest.)

Um... Joey... That isn't even thread worthy. Thats like the whole feckin' site....

ab...just being sarcastic... (not :e2tongue:)

C.bronco
06-21-2008, 07:03 AM
Me. I win. Lock thread.




There. Now it's in stone.


Not so fast. The question wasn't "Who is most alluring in drag?"

Let's hold off to see the replies....

KTC
06-21-2008, 07:07 AM
Pfft. I'm in the running for the meanest one. Getting the trophy away from Kevin will be child's play.

**offers up condescending evil smirk**

I'd like to see you try.



Kevin, dropping gauntlets all over the place these days.

KTC
06-21-2008, 07:08 AM
Bootlicker.



(Sorry, I'm trying for the 'most sarcastic' slot, since Inky cheated and won the 'sexiest' contest.)

Most Sarcastic? You're kidding me, right? Sorry... it's gotten. That trophy has been mounted to the hood of my car for YEARS.

KTC
06-21-2008, 07:09 AM
For Kevin's own safety, the following ground rules apply:

No biting. No kicking. No punches to the back of the head.

:D


Meanie

The back of my head is solid gold, baby... Let her whackamole it and see how far it gets her!

Joe270
06-21-2008, 07:12 AM
Most Sarcastic? You're kidding me, right? Sorry... it's gotten. That trophy has been mounted to the hood of my car for YEARS.

What? That pink, plastic piggy bank you superglued to your hood?

You didn't really think that was the trophy, did you?

KTC
06-21-2008, 07:14 AM
What? That pink, plastic piggy bank you superglued to your hood?

You didn't really think that was the trophy, did you?

I will not be lured by your plastic see-through sarcasm. The piggy's belly says it all... 'MOST SARCASTIC'... when the pig's belly speaks, I listen.

Joe270
06-21-2008, 07:38 AM
I will not be lured by your plastic see-through sarcasm.

Ah, the flimsy negligee of sarcasm argument, eh?

So the piggy bank has 'most sarcastic' written in crayon on it, so what does that prove?

You probably stole it from a second grader.

KTC
06-21-2008, 07:40 AM
Ah, the flimsy negligee of sarcasm argument, eh?

So the piggy bank has 'most sarcastic' written in crayon on it, so what does that prove?

You probably stole it from a second grader.

Yes. But he is a second grader without a piggy bank! Who's laughing now...

JimmyB27
06-21-2008, 07:43 AM
Most whiney? At last - something I can win.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104748

Lock thread.

Joe270
06-21-2008, 07:49 AM
You win.

Now butt out, KTC and I are havin' a knock-down drag out.

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 07:51 AM
Most whiney? At last - something I can win.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104748

Lock thread.


I hereby retract my nomination of Kevin. Take the trophy and run. He's too busy fighting over a plastic pig to notice.


ETA

You see?

aliajohnson
06-21-2008, 08:22 AM
For pity's sake, Joe. Take the pig, the trophies. Take it all. Just make it go away.

Joe270
06-21-2008, 08:26 AM
Okay, okay, I took it down. Sheesh. Death threats are a bit much, eh?

It's up to everyone else to get Zil to remove her copy.

I get the trophy, I get the trophy.

Hey. What's this plastic pig crap?

Fraulein
06-21-2008, 08:29 AM
I'll take that one too. Thank you. But I am NOT a pumpkin eater.




though pumpkin spice latte is lovely.

It is lovely. That's one of the best things that comes out during the fall. Ummmm... yummy. :)

Joe270
06-21-2008, 08:32 AM
This message has been deleted by JennaGlatzer. Reason: Quoted a deleted post

Bwaa-ha-ha! Jenna's washing her eyes out with bleach!

Jersey Chick
06-21-2008, 09:17 AM
Is anyone else curious about who the mods would nominate?

Sean D. Schaffer
06-21-2008, 10:47 AM
I miss ScarletPeaches.:(

Believe it or not, I do too. :(

She was cool.

Unique
06-21-2008, 04:09 PM
Definitely KTC. I see he's nominated himself. That figures. He's not stopped whining since SNL stopped playing The Whiners.

Made him a bit famous, that.

Birol
06-21-2008, 06:33 PM
Is anyone else curious about who the mods would nominate?

I bet one or two might surprise you, but most wouldn't. It probably also varies slightly from day-to-day, but not much. That's all I'm going to say.

EriRae
06-21-2008, 06:41 PM
Aww--come on, Birol. Name some names. Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

(what? it's the whiny thread.)

Birol
06-21-2008, 06:46 PM
I've had less than four hours sleep. Don't make me hurt you. :)

Oh. Wait. Sorry. Wrong thread. That comment would be more appropriate for the Meanest AW thread, wouldn't it?

EriRae
06-21-2008, 06:49 PM
I've had less than four hours sleep. Don't make me hurt you. :)

Oh. Wait. Sorry. Wrong thread. That comment would be more appropriate for the Meanest AW thread, wouldn't it?

:poke:

Erin, tempting fate (and temper of the scary one).

Jersey Chick
06-21-2008, 09:15 PM
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepl easepleasepleasepleaseplease


**breathes**

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepl easepleasepleasepleaseplease

:D

KTC
06-21-2008, 09:37 PM
It's ugly to see people beg. I wonder if we should start a Biggest Most Pathetic Beggar thread?

Devil Ledbetter
06-21-2008, 09:40 PM
It's ugly to see people beg. I wonder if we should start a Biggest Most Pathetic Beggar thread?
Isn't that called Obsessive Rep Point Checkers or something?

melaniehoo
06-21-2008, 09:44 PM
:roll:

KTC
06-21-2008, 09:46 PM
Isn't that called Obsessive Rep Point Checkers or something?

What's a rep point?

EriRae
06-21-2008, 10:26 PM
What's a rep point?


No friggen wonder you don't get me most of the time. I do most of my bullsh*tting in rep points.


ETA :D

Jersey Chick
06-21-2008, 10:31 PM
It's ugly to see people beg. I wonder if we should start a Biggest Most Pathetic Beggar thread?
Hey, I bet I'd be nominated in that one! :D

DL Hegel
06-21-2008, 11:16 PM
Hey, I bet I'd be nominated in that one! :D
i second that...where am i?

JimmyB27
06-22-2008, 01:19 AM
Hey, I bet I'd be nominated in that one! :D

I can go one better than that.

I beg you all to nominate me in that one.