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akiwiguy
05-09-2008, 01:41 PM
Some of these crimes must have even seasoned judges hard pressed to retain composure as they hear the story unfold in their courthouse.

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/080509/3/5c29.html

"So what you in here for then mate?"
"Ah, you know.. bit of armed robbery. Usual."
"Cool. How much?"
"Small one compared to most I've pulled off. Two grand."
"So how'd you get caught?"
"The rustling noise of banknotes up my ass gave me away."
"Bummer!"
"What about you?"
"Got about a grand's worth of coins out of Coke vending machines."
"But the jingling.."
"Yep!"
"Bummer!"

Melisande
05-09-2008, 02:54 PM
And?

kristie911
05-09-2008, 03:05 PM
Ew.

Seaclusion
05-09-2008, 06:10 PM
Things are strange indeed down under.

Richard

SupplyDragon
05-09-2008, 06:12 PM
strangest story i've read in some time...

I've heard of having money coming out your ass, but never it going in there.

JoeEkaitis
05-09-2008, 06:15 PM
Yeah, that stinks.
(someone had to say it.)

Seaclusion
05-09-2008, 06:23 PM
He's got money comming out the wazoo.

Richard

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-09-2008, 06:25 PM
But the journalist gets extra points for using 'balaclava' in a news story.

SupplyDragon
05-09-2008, 06:26 PM
But the journalist gets extra points for using 'balaclava' in a news story.


Oooh oooh,

Is that like in Scrabble with the tripple letter word score?

JimmyB27
05-09-2008, 06:52 PM
Oh, be fair to the fella. I heard he tried to get a proper job, but the money was shit.

nerds
05-09-2008, 06:58 PM
. . . "The rustling noise of banknotes up my ass gave me away."



:roll:


time for some

http://www.marseillefigs.org/images/exlax.jpg

NeuroFizz
05-09-2008, 07:11 PM
Good thing Yog's Law doesn't say, "Money flows into the writer."

Gravity
05-09-2008, 08:01 PM
Oh, be fair to the fella. I heard he tried to get a proper job, but the money was shit.

I just hope he had the truth of his silly actions rammed home.